Thursday, May 13, 2010

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Lama imprisonment: five tips for an apology


For Rocheteau

Dear Manolo Lama:

Today was stuffed into a jam and I got out of my head an insidious question: what are you reading? It is an irony. Thus, in life, in a bit lost, in a lengthy toilet break at a plane trip to South Africa, for example. Not worth framing, and AS, no ads hot for words. What are you reading?

Quiet, I'm not putting you make an article to give birth. I have not opened any facebook group "women who divorced after a goal sung by Manolo Lama." Too seen. Too cliché. Too easy. Neither do I believe. Do not endure. But we are about 90% of English sports journalists. And now even going to point Coldstream Ball. Never say ...

Basically, yes a bit of malice there. Because more than wonder what you read, basically I was wondering if you were reading. Hopefully you pass this blog, you do not have many pages. And you have to pay. Surely this course will serve mass communication. You and Rajoy, but we will discover later.

Lama, you've screwed up. And I will not return to the video. Although you should not be yourself, who put him Atleti scarf to "colleague" as you call. It's a bit cheeky. You're a slob I am not a matter for me to decide. But things, when done, are done well, Manolo. For example, the camera tells you before you get into the heart, not during. For example, you prevent the hand that takes the scarf to "colleague" do they cut direct. And, maybe, if not too much to ask, avoiding what the "colleague." I do not know, for decorum.

me more interested in your video of "apology." If you were attending a coaching course for politicians with a problem, you sit the end of the class, along with that other students called Rajoy, to tell you that you are a couple of fools. You are the two types with fewer resources in the world to do a "mea culpa." Blessed

asshole

do not judge here, since mass media is the truth of the matter. When you talk to one person may or may not lie. When you talk to the public, it is usually irrelevant. Imagine you're a pig cheesy and unscrupulous. Only by imagining ... Maybe not so much a guy without feeling like a jerk blessed. Someone who does not think the consequences of their actions because they just can speak more than a fucking ball. And perhaps because they read. A guess, eh? If you had a good adviser had said that this could turn in your favor. That's right. You should have taken a couple of tips. FNF gives you the free.

1. When you apologize, looks at the camera. Not Manu Carreño. He would not have done anything. At almost vomited watching you, yeah.

2. When you have to apologize to the whole country, do it at the beginning of the news. According to pluck. I avoid people thinking you are winning audiences at the expense of a scandal.

3. When you have a nation shocked by the way you dig into the shit, your chain has put out a press release apologizing and force you to apologize live, it is best to not say "it seems that few have bothered." No, no ... Consider it done.

4. "I educate my children in solidarity" is not a good line, buddy. People care a fuck how you are as a parent. You are judged as a journalist. In addition, we must not confuse two concepts of solidarity and charity when left-wing media works.

5. Just look at the camera and say: "Gentlemen, yesterday I was wrong. I have three decades and yesterday it was my saddest day as a journalist. There is no justification for my live with the beggar, except perhaps that at no time did not want to humiliate him. I apologize publicly. Thank you still there today. And I ask you from now on will be even more demanding with us. We will rise. "Easy, right?. It's 00.42 and I do not know your audience tomorrow.'m Sure you got away. I give you a 15% share for your" pseudojustifiación sloppy. "Sure to smile on the inside when see. Ya, sir, the problem is the lack of credibility. This makes the share was bleeding like a slow disease. As a non-retroviral AIDS. Slowly. E inexorably.

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