Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Brain Tumor From Neuroglia

Chronicle of a global farce Iberian

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There was a time when the English football team deserved to win titles and I did not. There was always a reason beyond the computer-be it that reason Katalinski, Stojkovic, Tassotti or Al-Ghandour, which frustrated the efforts of an entire country and forced us to return again and again empty.

few days have gone by since that FIFA decided not to grant the organization of the 2018 World Cup in Spain and Portugal. And the negative story because it is the perception one gets from reading the national newspapers the day after. How could they not give it to us to us, that we deserve more than anyone else? To us, the world champions title? The national press, always so fast in the flogging as complacency, spoke of the subject at bajini. Only after last-neologism Classic futbolero we have assumed without question, the subject began to take ink in various newspapers. Still, not a cover of the press on the eve-general or sport-addressed the issue. Perhaps is that the possible organization of a World Cup in eight years was a horizon too distant for a country where short-termism is congenital.

In Zurich presented the English delegation, headed by President soccer federation, Angel Maria Villar. Villar is in itself a case study of middle-class footballer-high, seven years after hanging up his boots became president of RFEF him, and nobody has managed to dismount. Over time he became a member of UEFA and FIFA apparatchik. It mattered little that was not able to speak more languages \u200b\u200bthan the Castilian and Euskera, or pronounce incorrectly in English, the name of the sport going. Seeing

sixty down her dress up and FIFA president he kept coming great, Villar was plucked from the so-called Iberian Bid. It was a entente with Portugal, the neighbors that Villar had humiliated himself in the face to lift the organization of Euro 2004. was the Luso-English collage something not only unnatural but also against the will of its own leader of the FIFA, Sepp Blatter, who long ago announced his disinterest in joint bids. Moreover, not only Portugal had organized a Euro only six years ago, but even when Spain was 82-football in more than half of the English population lived today and that-and some in 92 games. Which for a country of just over 40 million people is quite a feat.

In any case, it seemed that, after two decades flourishing in FIFA, UEFA, and when the English finally began to lift more than one title, despite claims that Villar was the 2018 World Cup cakewalk . Even Blatter himself had passed through Spain to spend days before hand by the back to world champions. The presentation gave the impression of being little more than a formality protocol, like when Usain Bolt must be submitted to run knowing in advance how it will end the thing . And so they planted the Iberian delegation in Zurich.



Demagoguery for the sake of fúrbol

The last of five presenters, Villar came naturally to the podium, dressed in jacket and tie jersey on the air relaxed as he looks to eyes of death every day. Perhaps for minimizing their importance, the first thing that once made against the micro was a loud sucking mucus. After greetings protocol, the president of the RFEF recalled that Spain had already organized a World Cup. Just the kind of things we all know, but it is unwise to go through the nose of the jury. Meanwhile, a photo of the World Cup in English hands on July 11 announced "We are part of FIFA." You are Of course, you idiots -must have thought more than one member of the jury. Then

Villar attacked the main course of his speech: the indiscriminate rally members of the committee responsible for awarding the organization of the tournament. An openly praise the papelazo who had played FIFA in the "delivery fúrbol the world" (sic). Her RFEF president several minutes of rant and not given a single reason to bring the World Cup to the Iberian Peninsula. The background screen, yes, still photographs of children birth to football fans, with overlays cryptic as "Culture Bridge" or "Fair Play."

For if at this stage it is not clear, Villar said with a dismissive gesture with his arm that "I'm not going to talk about the qualities of our competition," but he would talk to "meet his friends in the executive committee" (sic again). Because of all the football scene, it is they who most want Villar. Even got to the point, just when Villar got into the garden to disprove corruption in FIFA, which gave the impression that it was the lawyer hired by Blatter & Co in a trial by the anticorruption prosecutor. The start of demagoguery, yes, won a timid applause of his compadres.
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Before the curtain on a presentation lasting four minutes and three times the expected, Villar put the band before they get a wound, even if he was elected Bid Iberian Ángel María himself promised to continue soldiering, for the sake of FIFA and fúrbol . Serve as a warning to navigators, who resigned word in the dictionary is not one of Bilbao.

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The second definition offered by the SAR input "farce" is "often funny play, but can have serious nature, environment and popular characters in one or more acts, which are represented as independent function." farce is a very English genre, one of those things that justify what the Spain is different. And that is what made Villar, a separate function from the rest of the application, nobody, probably neither he-knows how much was intended to be serious or humorous.

When crunch time came, the executive committee of his friend forgot Villar, and Russia got the upper hand. The incredulity gave way first to the outrage to the FIFA-at this point we accompanied the English-and finally finding the culprit. Zapatero noted that it is enough with his own. was loaded against the Portuguese, pulling the classic repertoire of topics including women, towels and moustachioed. Finally pointed to Lissavetzky, who in a fit torero dropped after adding a new disappointment twice Olympic fiasco, which was used to losing. Nobody seemed to remember Villar, who bowed his head and returned to the Iberian yard that should never have left.

when Spain lifted the World Cup on 11 July, he convinced himself same. Knowing that no one could overshadow him. They had won on merit. For attitude and aptitude. No ghost could have stopped this time. Within eight years, the FIFA will open the door for a European country hosting the World Cup in 2026. Only then, when Angel Maria Villar is a (sad) chapter in English football history finally closed, we may be worthy to hold a World Cup.


The full video of the English presentation can be found here .

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