Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Women Wearing Diapers Not Pads

Kaka resurrect

By Nick Panzeri
Kaka has been received by the Real Madrid as a messiah. 40,000 faithful gathered in the temple white illustrate the faith of this interest in the potential can work miracles next season. What these fans did not know was that the first miracle had already taken place: the resurrection of Florentino Perez.

The president of Real Madrid at the Bernabeu reappeared with the Brazilian just 24 hours after the death of the owner Florentino Perez, as could always advisable to read in the obituaries section ABC.

To confuse matters further, the deceased Florentino Perez looked like the same last name Rodriguez black president, which, however, threw his usual imperialist harangues in the presentation of its star, always with his unswerving acolyte juvenile gesture.

The note marked the midday Tuesday as the time of burial. Wait seven days to resurrect Florentino had too much like so eight hours after the funeral and walked around Chamartín under the strains of Nessun Dorma.

Yes, the aria from the opera Turandot which sounded just a month before the Barca dressing room as a prologue to the achievement of the Champions League. That is, a lot of ability to raise and pay more than anyone else for unknown promises like Ronaldo or Kaka, but originality in putting soundtracks to their signings rather little.